Boner Alert

Limp As a Dishrag – You’ve got a problem. A limp problem. Your man can’t get his dick up. It makes you feel like shit. What are you doing wrong? That’s what we’re going to talk about here. Women tend to think that a guy’s penis works all the time. This isn’t always the case. There are many reasons why a healthy man may not be able to get hard. Some of those reasons very well could be you. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror before you try to make your man’s cock hard as a rock. What do you look like? Should your man get excited seeing you in your current state? If not, then you need to do something about it.

Pretty Yourself Up – Guys are visual creatures. You need to look good to get his attention. You don’t have to look red carpet great. Just look like someone who’s fuckable. That’s it really. Treat your man like a man. Cook him a nice meal. Pour him a drink. Give him a nice back massage. Life is stressful for men. It’s also stressful for women. You were getting ready to say that. But, we’re talking about men right now. You’re trying to get your man excited, not have a contest to see who’s under more stress. You also need to understand that men and women process stress differently. Lingerie, makeup, and perfume are all important. Doll yourself up and that should get his attention. If it doesn’t, then you need to figure out what the problem is. Maybe he’s just tired or has an undiagnosed medical condition. That can happen.

It’s Not Me, It’s YOU – If you’re trying your hardest to make his dick hard and it doesn’t work, then there’s a real problem. You need to sit down and talk about it. This is a very touchy subject for a lot of people. It’s understandable that some of this may sound sexist. Arousing a man can sound very sexist to a woman who’s overly sensitive about her own sexuality. Men think like men. There’s nothing at all wrong with that. You’re not getting action in the sack. We’re trying to solve that. He may need some of those blue pills or you very well need to change things. It can be your fault. But, there can be other reasons as well. Go out there and try to give him a boner that will chip a tooth. If it doesn’t work, both of you should go to the doctor and talk to them about it.

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