Frequency Of Masturbation – Have you ever wondered how often you actually choke the chicken or pet the kitty? Many of us do wonder these things. I can recall many years ago before there even was an internet, marking down on my calendar how many times a month I masturbated for a year. I had a little pocket calendar and would draw a heart in the little square of the day the dates were in. If memory serves it was around 160 times that year. I did that a couple of times, just for interest sake.
Chart Your Self Pleasuring – Things have changed these days, and calculating your sexual stats has gone digital. There’s now an app for charting your masturbation practices. Lots of times we get busy and don’t think how long it’s really been since we had any quality alone time. This app helps you do just that. In the scheme of life is it really important to know how times we have? No, not really, but it’s something different. Maybe you and your friends can conduct your own modern day version of “The Contest.” Like from the infamous Seinfeld episode. See who outdoes each other!
Masturbation Calculator – Finding masturbation partners is what ClimaxConnection is all about, that and finding ways to enhance your solo masturbation while enjoying stories or audios. Anything to kick things up a notch and get things a bit more arousing than they already are. Will we ever know how many orgasms we have experienced? No, but an app like this can make for a fun little slice of your masturbation life. So check it out and see if the Masturbation Calculator is right for you.
This is a guest blog submission by Climax Connection member, Random Writer.
Jazz Up Your Masturbation – Masturbation is a whole lot of fun. Not a single one of you would disagree with that. Here we’re going to tell you how to make it even more fun. That might sound like something thats totally impossible. It isn’t and soon you’re going to find that out for yourself.
Try Some Toys – Have you ever thought about buying a male sex toy? These are things that you put your cock in. We’re not talking about inflatable dolls. These toys can look like real life pussies. They can even feel like them too. There are also devices that you can buy that give blow jobs. Usually these can be found at adult toy stores. If you’re too shy to enter one, you can always buy sex toys online. The difference is, you don’t actually get to see what they look like in real life. A picture and the real thing can often be quite different.
Switching Hands – You may also consider using different lubes. There are even lubricants that feel warm to the touch. Just imagine what it would feel like to be jerking off while every stroke gets warmer and warmer. You can also change things up and use different hands. It might seem a bit odd at first, but you’ll get the hang of it. Using both hands is actually kind of exciting. You’ll be able to masturbate even though your main hand is tired. Your cock will enjoy the extra attention you’re giving it.
Change Positions – Masturbation is a lot like sex. You’ve got to work at it to keep it interesting. This is the best tip of them all. Make sure that you’re mixing it up. You dont want to do masturbate in the same boring position all the time. Do it while laying down or sitting up. You may even want to try jerking off while standing up. Just make sure youre ready for the orgasm. The last thing you want to do is fall over while being engulfed with pleasure.
Stroke It Baby – Most guys are going to be using their hands when they masturbate, some would question any other way. I have talked with well over 100,000 men on the phone during the past seven years as a phone sex operator, I have heard many odd ways that guys are masturbating. Hands seem almost quaint as a way to do it. The old grip and tug will get the job done, and doesn’t require any external equipment, like fruits, vegetable or toys. Some lube always makes for a smoother ride, so get some, slather it one and go to town.
Toys For Boys – Masturbation can always be kicked up a notch by using sex toys, and sex toys for men are one of the fastest growing areas in the adult toy market. No longer just pocket pussies and Fleshlights, prostate massagers and state of the art $10,000 love dolls custom made to order out of silicone are growing in popularity for men to enhance their masturbation routines with.
Out Of the Ordinary – Will any of us ever look at food the same way again after “American Pie”? Men are indeed using fruits, vegetable and yes, baked goods, to get their rocks off. Ones are fucking melons with holes cut in them, shoving cucumbers, carrots and even apples up their ass, afraid their wife or girlfriend might not understand if they are using a dildo as a sex toy, so they use disposable everyday items that will not be suspect. Some use water to masturbate with like the ladies do, but it’s not as common. Some also will use different techniques like using their legs to pump their cocks up and down to instead of their hands, gripping it between their thighs and rocking back and forth. Masturbation is going to be a part of our lives for a very long time, we might as well incorporate some variety into our routines.
Rub One Out – Some of you may be aware May is National Masturbation Month. For many on a site like this, it’s an everyday event we know, sometimes multiple, but we all must admit masturbation acceptance has come leaps and bounds in the past century and even in the past decades. Imagine in the Victorian Era, parents actually bound their children’s hands or put anti masturbation mittens on them to prevent them from touching themselves. Kellogg’s Corn Flakes and Graham Crackers were originally created as anti masturbation foods to dull the libido, odd but true.
It’s All Very Natural – It’s sad how many people tell me they feel guilty for masturbating when it’s as natural a thing to do as sneeze, sleep or have a drink of water. You wouldn’t feel guilty for doing any of those things, would you? Not likely. It’s funny how people can joke about someone passing gas or burping, yet masturbating, OMG, you’re going to hell, you filthy masturbator! It astounds that everyone isn’t encouraging it since it would cut down on the sexual frustrations of the young, lead to less sexual involvement with others if young people knew how to give themselves orgasms in a relaxed manner, would cut down on men growing up to be premature ejaculators since they didn’t grow up with the fear of being caught and so no need to hurry. The roots of many sexual dysfunctions are based in the worry of being caught masturbating, or hurrying up to prevent it.
Don’t Shame – in cases where someone is sadly caught that didn’t shut or lock a door, the best thing is just to turn around, shut the door, act as if nothing happened and never say a word about it. I’ve heard people say their parents either wouldn’t allow door locks, didn’t knock before walking in, or in extreme instances removed doors entirely for zero privacy. It’s unthinkable when people deserve and need privacy the most they would be robbed of this basic human dignity. For some people masturbation is their only outlet for sexual release, it’s important to not feel shame or shame others for a natural act.
A Good Hand – You really can’t beat the fingers for a good masturbation session. Nimble, able to exert just the right amount of pressure, able to change movements quickly, up and down, back and forth, circles, there’s nothing like some lube covered fingers to get the job done right. No batteries to worry about, no waste of water, just simple stroking, whether you are a clit only girl, or like to insert and try for the g spot, the fingers will make masturbation like you’re playing your body like a fine musical instrument.
Water Water Everywhere – The shower massager is hard to beat for intensity in the orgasm. A water induced orgasm is usually fast and furious and explosive in it’s intensity. Hot tub and pool jets are a less intense version that the shower massager, where you can have a solid stream of water, or play around with pulse settings. A particularly intense water induced orgasm can be achieved by bending over and having the water massager hit your clit from behind. Some girls like the less intense laying on their back in the tub and letting the water just flow over their clit, but for many that is just not going to be enough stimulation to cum with as they masturbate.
Sex Toys – Some girls love their vibrators a lot. They find it a great way to masturbate, you just lay there and let the toy do the work. You have tiny bullet vibes just for clit stimulation, full on dildos for internal fun, or g spot vibrators made to make you squirt. Some ladies do enjoy variety in their toys to enjoy during different moods they are in. Masturbation is always a fun and healthy activity that can relieve stress and simply make us feel good.
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