Creepy Sex Toys

Foot Fuckers Delight – There are lots of downright creepy sex toys out there for you to use and abuse during your masturbatory sessions. When most people think of a sex toy, they think of dildos and vibes, maybe a Fleshlight for guys, but we can assure you, the varieties of sex toys out there is literally in the thousands. Not all are creepy, some are funny, some are functional and basic, nothing out of the ordinary, but some are downright odd. Disembodied body parts that look as thought they have been lifted from a crime scene and dirty, debased things done to it to make it sexual. Here are just a few. Are you into foot jobs? That in and of itself doesn’t seem too wild, but how about combining a severed foot with a Fleshlight, now that’s a bit – odd.

Teddy Bear Bed Buddy – Now what could be more innocent than a teddy bear? The very icon of childhood itself. Until you started to hump it and cover it with your cum and or pussy juice! I’ve heard of ones humping their pillows, or balled up sheets or a towel, but not even in my pervy, horny, masturbation filled youth did I ever do anything with a stuffed toy. Well for ones that did and still are, which apparently some adults are doing, there’s now a teddy bear for your…more intimate needs shall we say. Complete with vibrating tongue that sticks out and muzzle. Isn’t that just charming.

Stick Your Dick In This – For ones that find a Fleshlight a bit too, well, boring, there’s a more realistic alternative. A half of a man’s face, for the more bi curious masturbators I guess, complete with mustache. Now if this gaping mouth doesn’t give you nightmares about your dick being bitten off by someone or something, I’m not sure what will. We could go on, but these three toys will no doubt make you think twice about your hand being a bit too boring!

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