Oh Oh, What Have I Done?!
What’s That Smell – I was reading some of the forums of a popular dating site recently and saw a humorous and embarrassing thread about ones that have, er, passed gas shall we say at inopportune romantic moments. It seems funny to some, but seems to have scarred others for life due to the embarrassment factor. Oh the tales I read…And there are many sites online that mention such horrible instances of women crying at the humiliation of such a thing happening, even though it’s an accident they can’t help.
Fart Fetish – I’d say no one does it on purpose, but not only is there a fart fetish of ones that actually enjoy a puff of gas in the face, there’s some that have actually done it on purpose to try and end an encounter not going well. Wow, that’s pretty bad. Cruel and unusual punishment! For ones without the fart fetish, it must prove a horrifying situation. In long term sexual relationships it’s much less of a drama causing situation, but with a new partner it could indeed be an incident of worry as to whether they may have turned off the new partner to such a degree they may not be able to face them again.
Gas In Your Ass – Needless to say it seems much more traumatic for both parties if it’s the woman that this happens to. They are more easily embarrassed, and men are less forgiving of these sorts of things in women. Sure they might laugh if their buddies let one rip, but in a lady? Ohhhh, not very lady like. Or else they might make fun and make their ladies embarrassment even worse. Try and be a gentleman if it happens and let it – excuse the phrase – blow over. Some sexual positions create an internal pressure that makes such incidents more possible, or if you’re relaxing enough to orgasm, such relaxing can also make it more probable. Some types of yoga have the same effect and ones have mentioned in yoga classes it happens. Try and avoid gassy foods before a planned romantic evening, and just pray you have an understanding partner if the worst “comes to pass”.
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