You Smell Sooo Good – They say the sense of smell takes us back like no other sense we have. You can smell something years after you first did and be instantly transported back to that memory. Needless to say, we want to smell good for our romantic partners. Perfumes were originally created to cover up unwashed smells when ones bathed infrequently. Hopefully not many are using fragrance for that reason these days. Many do not like being exposed to strong perfumes though and many workplaces have rules in place to keep the office fragrance free. For those of us with an overly sensitive nose, that’s appreciated.
Smells Like Romance – Do some scents actually get us in the mood for romance? Apparently yes. The smell of pumpkin pie was the most arousing smell that men were exposed to in tests. Imagine the scent of a pie getting you hard, seems odd, but apparently true. Several food smells had such effects. We all know how a great smelling kitchen when something is baking can make you feel good, usually a comforting feeling. Many these days are not just using perfume or cologne in just one area, body sprays have grown in popularity for a full body application via a light mist.
Unwashed Smells – Some men do like “body smells” though and like their women, err, “ripe” shall we say. Napoleon was known to write his beloved Josephine and tell her not to bathe for three days before he was due back. Others simply go wild for sweaty feet, underarms or even asses. I don’t even wish to comment on that. To each their own I guess, no real harm done, just a bit…odd. I guess good old soap and water and minimal scent deodorant is a bit much too ask for these days. It must have been rough before daily showers and deodorants to control body scents. Some still like the overly natural, unwashed smells, but many of us prefer as scent free as possible in all things, from laundry detergent to people. I’ll take the unscented.
Erotic Short Stories – Do you enjoy erotic short stories? Many of us do. It can very often be our first introduction to naughty scenes and fantasy scenarios. For people a bit older that didn’t grow up around computers and before the internet, yes people actually did manage to live before the internet, erotica was often the only outlet they had. Not many people went to adult movies, VCR’s were not in homes yet, “naughty books” and the occasional magazine were as about as arousing as things got for many of us.
Sex Stories – It’s hard to believe a Playboy was as much of an education as a young man got before the internet had everything served up to him at the click of a button, it was a different, simpler, more innocent world. A book we snuck peeks at that belonged to our parents they hid from us was often our only peek into the naughty world, as libraries didn’t carry such books. We’d take the books from their secret hiding places, read them, often masturbate with them, and then put them back and pray we were never discovered looking at them. Seems beyond innocent in retrospect.
Naughty Bedtime Stories – Now anyone that has a computer can go online and find millions of sexy stories and fantasies at the click of a button and read them to their hearts content and the only different is they need to erase their browsing history rather than remember to put the naughty books or magazines back where we found them. Erotic words still have a power to them, when we read, it’s like a mini movie is playing inside our head, visualizing the things the people in the story are doing. It’s sad that most people do not read for enjoyment as they used to, I read only around 6% of people go into book stores. The enjoyment of reading is often surpassed by more passive t.v. and web surfing. We should all lay back, relax and read some erotica once in a while, and masturbate while doing so…..
Smooth As Silk – To shave or not to shave, that is the que
stion…The times they are a changin’. When I was growing up, I never even heard of people shaving “down there”. I started growing pubic hair at age 7, so was used to having it. The thought of getting rid of it just wasn’t in my mind until my 20’s. I’m not quite sure why I started trimming it, it just seemed to get in the way. Sometimes it would tug as I walked and didn’t feel pleasant. So I started to trim it, then soon realized, what is all this trimming for, just shave it off and be done with it.
There Ain’t Nothin’ But Sex Goin’ On Down There – No going back from there, once I felt bare, I couldn’t believe I hadn’t done this years ago. No more tugging as I walked. It felt better, looked better, I felt so much cleaner, even though I shower every day. It’s like once you do it, you can’t fathom going back to hair. I haven’t the tolerance for the pain of waxing. That would be nice to be stubble free, but a few times a week with an electric razor will have to do, I can’t abide the bumps that come with using safety razors!
Sasquatch Snatch No More – Since the popularity of home porn rose and most porn stars being shaved nowadays, the trend continued in the watching public as well, and now ones consider it part of their regular grooming habits. Now the thought of hair down there is unthinkable to me. I think everyone should shave, it only takes a few minutes a couple times a week and makes everything so much fresher and cleaner and better looking. Some guys, usually older ones that were used to seeing pubic hair, seem to prefer a bush, but I don’t understand that, seems ungroomed to me and they won’t be finding it on me! If they want to get it on with ungroomed werewolves, all I can say to them is have fun with that.
Kiss My Pussy – I don’t get this whole comparison to looking like a child if you are shaved, that’s just silly. They don’t balk at shaved underarms looking like a child, and that’s also a grooming, odor thing. Smooth feels best. To masturbate right after a fresh shave, all smooth, oh I love it when I get a phone date right after I have shaved, just feels so much sexier! If two hair lovers get together, by all means, bring out your inner werewolf, but if someone asks you to get bare, don’t think twice about it.
Shaving tips – I can tell you right now, a blade razor is not for me. I have tried it and gotten red, itchy bumps that cause much itching and grief. If you can without such issues, lucky you, go for it. I have answered this many times on forums from girls, and guys, asking what can they do to avoid the bumps.
After you shower and are dried off, apply very liberal amounts of cornstarch baby powder, it’s much, much finer than regular baby powder, apply it to the entire area to be shaved. Standing in the shower is best so excess powder will fall into the shower/tub bottom and can be rinsed away. Get an electric razor and shave through the powder. Shaving this way causes no skin drag, no chance of cuts, nicks, and pretty well zero irritation.
Gimme A Call – Let me just say, for ones not into phone sex, you truly have no idea what you are missing. I highly recommend it. If you think regular, solo masturbation is pleasurable, let me tell you, to play with someone on the phone is a whole other level of pleasure. There is nothing like listening to another person moan, breathe and cum for you. If you don’t have a real life partner, phone sex might be as good as you can get unless you pay for an escort.
Let’s Masturbate On The Phone – Phone sex can be wonderfully fulfilling and without the worries of real life sex. No worries of disease, pregnancy, or body image issues. The stresses of real life sex are just not there, so you can totally, completely relax and enjoy yourself to the fullest extent. No worries of bad breath or if your place is too messy to invite someone into. The only ongoing issue I find is privacy on their end, the roommates and or family members throw many wrenches into plans. Ones with adequate privacy are in the minority it seems.
Enhance Your Masturbation – I think there needs to be some sort of widespread educational plan to inform young people of the wonders and advantages of phone sex. Perhaps if they had that they’d be less apt to run out and do it for real and jump into all the responsibilities that come along with it. I am not counting on the schools sex ed plans to be including phone sex in their curriculum any time soon, but I swear I truly believe it would be a beneficial idea for all involved.
What’s That Smell – I was reading some of the forums of a popular dating site recently and saw a humorous and embarrassing thread about ones that have, er, passed gas shall we say at inopportune romantic moments. It seems funny to some, but seems to have scarred others for life due to the embarrassment factor. Oh the tales I read…And there are many sites online that mention such horrible instances of women crying at the humiliation of such a thing happening, even though it’s an accident they can’t help.
Fart Fetish – I’d say no one does it on purpose, but not only is there a fart fetish of ones that actually enjoy a puff of gas in the face, there’s some that have actually done it on purpose to try and end an encounter not going well. Wow, that’s pretty bad. Cruel and unusual punishment! For ones without the fart fetish, it must prove a horrifying situation. In long term sexual relationships it’s much less of a drama causing situation, but with a new partner it could indeed be an incident of worry as to whether they may have turned off the new partner to such a degree they may not be able to face them again.
Gas In Your Ass – Needless to say it seems much more traumatic for both parties if it’s the woman that this happens to. They are more easily embarrassed, and men are less forgiving of these sorts of things in women. Sure they might laugh if their buddies let one rip, but in a lady? Ohhhh, not very lady like. Or else they might make fun and make their ladies embarrassment even worse. Try and be a gentleman if it happens and let it – excuse the phrase – blow over. Some sexual positions create an internal pressure that makes such incidents more possible, or if you’re relaxing enough to orgasm, such relaxing can also make it more probable. Some types of yoga have the same effect and ones have mentioned in yoga classes it happens. Try and avoid gassy foods before a planned romantic evening, and just pray you have an understanding partner if the worst “comes to pass”.
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