So Many Orgasms, So Little Time…

Self Pleasuring – People masturbate in many different ways. So many different ways to enjoy ourselves. Needless to say I chat with many different people and masturbation is always a popular topic. Most use our hands for sure. Seems the more natural way to go about things, so simple, so natural and easy. Water induced orgasms are also very nice. They can be rather fast and furious though, and I always felt guilty about the waste of water, but they are nice.

Variety For Your Masturbation Routine – Then you’ve got the fans of toys. So many women are in love with their vibrators, and men love their toys as well. Fleshlights are very popular, as are pocket pussies and similar types of accessories. And need we forget the infamous scene in “American Pie,” where the apple pie was violated on the kitchen counter. There are fruit fuckers out there and not just of the baked goods variety. Holes cut in melons, oh the things that people do to get off. Some find humping pillows very enjoyable, and I won’t even go into ones that involve family pets, or someone else’s pets.

Hands Free Masturbating – Recently I’ve been hearing more about people that can think themselves to an orgasm without touching themselves. Yes, I’d heard of it before, but I seem to be hearing more and more people are able to do this. Why do I not possess such a talent? I’d make use of it during boring times, believe me. I also know a few men that pump their cock between their thighs rather than use their hands to masturbate. No hands, just pure thigh action. Some girls can squeeze their thighs to cum as well. However you masturbate, as long as you cum hard and often enjoy it. It’s one of the greatest gifts and pleasures we have. Free, no worries of pregnancy or disease. Good cardio vascular exercise, too many benefits to count.

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