Baby It’s Cold Outside – A lovely, catchy Christmas song from the 1940’s is all of a sudden too much for the liberal snowflakes and #me too morons to be able to take. Aww, my heart bleeds for the frustrated, social justice warriors – NOT! I, the owner of this website Climax Connection, am continually horrified at how this world is going. This recent latest nonsense about an old song literally made my jaw drop. I won’t get too deeply into my politics on this site, since it’s really not the time or place to do so, but I am quite and proudly Right Wing, so lunacy like this outcry over a song has literally made me shake my head in disbelief. I would not have thought such a thing possible.
Changing Times – Although I wasn’t around during the 1940’s, I’d pretty much stake my life it was a happier time than it is now. As is the case with things from the past like books, music, heroes, the SJW’s of today feel they need to apply today’s standards against things written decades before even their parents were born. Statues of war heroes removed, books removed, movies like Disney’s Song of The South, all these things are now considered politically incorrect. Mostly by the vocal minority. Most don’t care, but the ones that do carry on about it like it’s the most horrible thing to happen and they will not rest until it’s removed, changed, edited, or preferably destroyed. Common sense has long gone out the window.
Not Everyone Is Offended – If you are not offended, then you are the enemy of the Left. You will be ostracized, silenced, shamed, outcast, fired. You know, like Roseanne Barr and Paula Deen. Guess what, I am not offended by the now apparently controversial Christmas song. If I owned a store, I’d be playing various versions of it from opening until closing to counter the idiocy of the ones that now feel it’s totally inappropriate and should be removed from the Christmas playlists. If you’re offended by it, you seriously need to get a life and not worry about an old song. I would expect Every Breath You Take by The Police will be next on their hit list, since it’s about a stalker. Merry Christmas to all, but a less merry one to the liberals, democrats and globalists!
Sex During The Holidays – Many of us are extra busy during the holidays, and may not take the time out for sex or masturbation during this usually harried month. Shopping, traveling to visit far flung family members, late nights up decorating or baking or wrapping presents, drinking more than usual. Yet our bodies still have physical needs and we get horny and just may not have the privacy or time to masturbate and have as many orgasms as we would like. During this extra stressful month, the relaxation that orgasms can provide can be of extra benefit to you.
Orgasmic Christmas – December is really the prettiest month of the year with all the decorations and lights, so it can be more romantic than usual with all the pretty things about to look at and people dressed up in nice Christmas outfits and going to Christmas parties. According to statistics, nearly 60% of people have had sex at an office Christmas party when inhibitions are down and the booze is flowing, so at least someone is getting some time to be naughty! Drunken acts we may regret of fucking co workers and having to face them in the New Year, maybe think twice about that, you don’t want your job affected or strained working relations with people.
‘Tis Better To Give Than Receive – Christmas sex like birthday sex can be extra special and more giving, you want your partner to maybe have a treat they don’t get that much, maybe if your partner is crazy about anal and it’s not a favorite sexual activity for you, you could toss them a bone for the holidays and give that to them as a special little gift. You could always be playful and wrap yourself, or part of yourself, in a bow for them to “unwrap”. Enjoy your Christmas sex and orgasms!
Give Yourself An Orgasm For Christmas – What can you give yourself every single day of the year that is free, healthy and good for you at the same time? An orgasm, of course! Many of us are overly stressed at this time of year with the holidays and demands that are placed on us. Office parties with command performances at, family stresses and entertaining demands. It can all just be too much. The stress release of an orgasm is a very important one and one that doesn’t take more than a few minutes, but will make us feel a lot better and more relaxed. I’m not saying to whip it out at the mall during a break from your Christmas shopping, but a good way to start or end your day, depending on your preference for time of day orgasms.
Wrap Yourself Up – If you are lucky enough to have a real life lover, be playful and tie up your naughty bits with ribbons or in some other way in a festive manner. Give them a laugh as well as yourself. Being playful and sexy is also a way to show your significant other you can have fun and invite intimacy at the same time. Many will appreciate your efforts and reward you with some special attention that you crave. You need not be as obvious as placing mistletoe in the waistband of your underwear or anything quite so in your face, but be creative and sexy Christmas colored lingerie is always a good idea as well in emerald green or fire engine red.
All I Want For Christmas Is You – For many of us that are alone, Christmas and the holidays sadly enhances that and makes us feel even more miserable than other days of the year. For ones with no one else, online chat rooms can provide a welcome place for the the ones with perhaps no friends and family. For many, their online friends are all they have. They might be shy, or a social misfit in some way, and connecting with others online may be their only social life. Sounds sad in a way, but for some it is the way life has turned out, so their online connections to others is it for them. Their entire social network. Happy holidays everyone. We here at climaxconnection hope all our members have a safe and happy and orgasm filled holiday season.
Sexy Christmas – Christmas can be a very romantic and fun and flirty time for couples. Sex underneath the Christmas tree, booze and eggnog flowing and an overall happy spirit. Sexy lingerie with naughty Christmas themes, all kinds of playful possibilities. With our online friends we won’t really be spending time with in person, maybe some naughty pics in said Christmas lingerie might make a naughty email bring a smile to someone’s face, and erection to their cock though!
If you can happen to steal away time together over the holidays for some phone sex or webcam or cybering fun, so much the better, though with many people’s even more hectic that usual schedules, it might prove troublesome. People are often hard to co ordinate their time under the best of circumstances, over the holidays it proves even more difficult with family commitments, and command performance office parties and the like.
I recall once for a year I kept track of how many times I masturbated by making a little heart in the squares of the calendar of the days I played on and added them up at the end of the year and December did indeed have the fewest, was just so busy doing stuff, hardly masturbated all month. So do take some time to masturbate this holiday season, stresses are running high and a few orgasms can do wonders fro your state of mind and release of physical tensions. And if so inclined to send naughty holiday themed pics, I’m sure they’d be welcomed by your online fun partners.
Lonely & Horny – People get lonely around the holidays if they don’t have a family or friends, most don’t think about people like that, but there is no shortage of them. Online friends may be their only real socialization at this time of year for many of us. Our online friends have families and friends for the most part and may not be online as much as they normally are during other times of the year and this can lead to further feelings of loneliness for isolated people.
Online Fun For The Lonely – Christmas isn’t always a happy time for many, so they value their online fun partners even more than usual. Phone sex, cam sex, cyber sex and chatting in their favorite online chat room is for many the only highlight in their otherwise sad and boring lives. Sounds kind of depressing really, but it’s true. For some the online fun they seek is the oasis in their week or day or month. Loneliness can lead to horniness as well.
Wish Your Masturbation Partners Happy Holidays – Keep the poor alone souls in your thoughts and pay them some much needed attention. Some cumming and fun could be just their ticket to some holiday cheer. Some company during some masturbation can certainly cheer up the best of us and the worst of us, even if it’s only during the length of the call that they feel some love for. No one’s saying to give someone a pity fuck, even if only over the computer, but ones you play with regularly, don’t forget them if you know they are alone in life. Many such people gravitate towards chat sites like this to have some basic interaction with others that is lacking in their own lives.
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