The Friendly Skies – So, you’re thinking about joining the Mile High Club. It’s been a lifelong fantasy of yours to have sex in an airplane. Unless you’re mega rich and can fly in a private jet, this probably isn’t a good idea. Things are different in today’s world of aviation. It wasn’t long ago that people were allowed to smoke cigarettes while on board a plane. Those days are long gone. Security is the number one concern of all airlines these days. This makes sense considering past events and current threats.
Orgasms at 30,000 Feet – Having sex in the bathroom isn’t really a dangerous thing for anyone. Though, the bathrooms are quite small. You’ll have to twist and turn yourself to get the job done. This in itself must lead to a very uncomfortable sexual experience. Needless to say, the best sex of your entire life more than likely won’t happen in such confined quarters. Any undo stress on the flight crew is unwarranted. Their job is difficult enough. Don’t make it even more so by giving them something more to deal with. They’ve already got their hands full of drunk passengers and those who are in the mood to grope them. You may just end up getting yourself in jail too. They will call the cops on any suspicious activity. Pilots have even been known to make unscheduled landings. Don’t even try to push them to see how far you can go.
Up, Up and Away! – If you’re not filthy rich, then don’t have sex on a plane. You could possibly cause delays and stir up all kinds of messes. Flying is difficult enough as it is for everyone involved. Don’t make it even more so by creating unneeded havoc. Everyone is concerned about safety and even the slightest concern very well could bring upon some attention that you’d rather avoid.
Up Up And Away – The friendly skies are indeed friendlier than many would like to believe. The mile high club is a reality many strive to get into, though honestly why, I cannot imagine, with cramped quarters, prying eyes and seats and blankets you can’t be sure just what has been left on or soaked into.
Fun In The Clouds – I have talked to some that have made the skies a bit friendlier and been amused by their tales of mid air debauchery. One of them described to me getting a blow job from his girlfriend on a red eye flight cross country on a nearly empty plane and the flight attendant knew what was going on under the blanket but didn’t do anything about it.
Mile High Masturbation – Another article I read was how a man was arrested after masturbating in his seat and then getting up to finish in the lavatory after the girl sitting next to him complained. My, talk about getting to know your seatmates! Coffee? Tea? Tissue? Ha ha! Now I’m not one to make one be deprived of pleasure, but shouldn’t he have started in the bathroom to begin with? Hopefully he wouldn’t have lasted long so ones wouldn’t know what he was doing, but really? You can’t wait? Really???
Crowded Quarters – Couples have also been known to get it on in the telephone booth sized lavatories, honestly I can’t think of anything less romantic or sanitary than doing such a thing, but then horniness has been know to get the better of some of us at the most inopportune times!
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