The Friendly Skies
Up Up And Away – The friendly skies are indeed friendlier than many would like to believe. The mile high club is a reality many strive to get into, though honestly why, I cannot imagine, with cramped quarters, prying eyes and seats and blankets you can’t be sure just what has been left on or soaked into.
Fun In The Clouds – I have talked to some that have made the skies a bit friendlier and been amused by their tales of mid air debauchery. One of them described to me getting a blow job from his girlfriend on a red eye flight cross country on a nearly empty plane and the flight attendant knew what was going on under the blanket but didn’t do anything about it.
Mile High Masturbation – Another article I read was how a man was arrested after masturbating in his seat and then getting up to finish in the lavatory after the girl sitting next to him complained. My, talk about getting to know your seatmates! Coffee? Tea? Tissue? Ha ha! Now I’m not one to make one be deprived of pleasure, but shouldn’t he have started in the bathroom to begin with? Hopefully he wouldn’t have lasted long so ones wouldn’t know what he was doing, but really? You can’t wait? Really???
Crowded Quarters – Couples have also been known to get it on in the telephone booth sized lavatories, honestly I can’t think of anything less romantic or sanitary than doing such a thing, but then horniness has been know to get the better of some of us at the most inopportune times!
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