Indulge Yourself – Most people masturbate. It’s honestly hard to consider there are some people that do not, but like everything, there are exceptions to every rule, and jerking off and rubbing our pussies is not something 100% of people do. Personally, I cannot fathom living a life without masturbation. Many start very young and it’s just a lifelong behavior. Some do not seem to come to it until they have a lover, some never. Some people it’s a gross thing to imagine them rubbing one out and even grosser thought to picture them having sex!
Feels So Good – It is a private behavior for the most part, something you wouldn’t want to see people on the benches in the mall doing, yet there’s still an embarrassment factor to this most human of actions. Some feel they are less of a person since they should have a partner and they shouldn’t have to resort “to that”. It’s a failure of sorts for ones that think that way. Many have masturbation as their only sexual outlet. They are adult virgins, and for whatever reason, life circumstances, conviction to their religious beliefs, nature has been cruel to them looks wise, though they could always hire an escort if that’s the case.
Stroke Yourself, It’s Good For You – It amazes me some actually feel guilty for masturbating. You don’t feel guilty if you get thirsty or tired, do you? No, they are physical things that happen to you, the same as getting horny, yet some feel they should have total control over those kinds of feelings. Masturbation is good for you, it is a form of exercise, and I can’t think of a way alone to more enjoy getting exhausted and lose your breath! It releases feel good hormones and actually lowers the cancer risk in men. 21 orgasms a month are recommended for optimal prostate health, keep those pipes clean, boys!
Self Pleasuring – People masturbate in many different ways. So many different ways to enjoy ourselves. Needless to say I chat with many different people and masturbation is always a popular topic. Most use our hands for sure. Seems the more natural way to go about things, so simple, so natural and easy. Water induced orgasms are also very nice. They can be rather fast and furious though, and I always felt guilty about the waste of water, but they are nice.
Variety For Your Masturbation Routine – Then you’ve got the fans of toys. So many women are in love with their vibrators, and men love their toys as well. Fleshlights are very popular, as are pocket pussies and similar types of accessories. And need we forget the infamous scene in “American Pie,” where the apple pie was violated on the kitchen counter. There are fruit fuckers out there and not just of the baked goods variety. Holes cut in melons, oh the things that people do to get off. Some find humping pillows very enjoyable, and I won’t even go into ones that involve family pets, or someone else’s pets.
Hands Free Masturbating – Recently I’ve been hearing more about people that can think themselves to an orgasm without touching themselves. Yes, I’d heard of it before, but I seem to be hearing more and more people are able to do this. Why do I not possess such a talent? I’d make use of it during boring times, believe me. I also know a few men that pump their cock between their thighs rather than use their hands to masturbate. No hands, just pure thigh action. Some girls can squeeze their thighs to cum as well. However you masturbate, as long as you cum hard and often enjoy it. It’s one of the greatest gifts and pleasures we have. Free, no worries of pregnancy or disease. Good cardio vascular exercise, too many benefits to count.
Stroke One Out – This is the month of May, also known as National Masturbation Month, and you should be stroking up a storm to celebrate. Masturbation is of course a cornerstone to a site like this, sites like this wouldn’t even exist if not for the pleasures of the flesh and self gratification. Masturbation is a very important part to many people’s lives. Some not married might think once you’re married you can have someone to have sex with all the time. Well the fact is, I hear from many married men that haven’t had sex in years, decades even, I tell them to kick those cold fish bitches to the curb, they are wimps.
Limited Real Sex = Masturbation – Their wives have them by the balls and they are too scared to do anything to change their situation, so there they sit, cock in hand, on a site like this, chatting in a chat room, reading naughty stories, listening to erotic audios, since masturbation is their only sexual outlet they have. So I am very glad to provide such a website for the many masturbators out there that this is their only sexual outlet-their own hand.
Masturbate For Your Health – Masturbation is slowly coming out of the closet as something acceptable, something not to be ashamed of. It’s silly that anyone would feel guilty over such a natural act, but sadly, organized religions, brainwashing parents, all these things take a toll on the minds of impressionable young minds and make them feel guilty. You don’t feel guilty for being hungry or thirsty or tired, so why would you feel guilty for feeling horny and doing something about it? It’s insane. So embrace masturbation and enjoy it all you can. For men it’s even more important, 21 orgasms minimum a month is good for prostate health. So everyone, lay back, relax, and rub one out for Masturbation Month!
Rub One Out – For pretty much all of human history, people have been made to feel ashamed and guilty about masturbation. Kellogg’s corn flakes were originally invented as an anti-masturbation food. The inventor was a Dr. that wrote on the evils of self gratification and encouraged parents to give their children the cereal to ward off their base desires. The Victorian era was filled with anti-masturbation devices people bought for their children, everything from chastity devices to mittens their hands were tied into. The poor kids had the fear of God instilled in them that blindness or insanity or at the very least hair on their palms awaited them if they dared touch themselves.
I Touch Myself – Even today not many parents act properly if they catch their children touching themselves, many create a lifelong trauma by their reactions. I have had men tell me they feel ashamed and embarrassed they masturbate, I ask them, do you feel guilty if you are tired? Do you feel guilty if you are thirsty? No? Then why do you feel guilty for needing a physical release, it’s the same thing really. People are horny to perpetuate the species, but not everyone is going to have a partner around at all times to help them out, most won’t, so it’s natures way of allowing us said release, it’s as insane to feel guilty for masturbating as it is to feel guilt over thirst.
Let’s All Masturbate – People need to come around and change the way they think. I consider myself an advocate of masturbation now, and phone sex ambassador. People should be encouraging their children that it’s fine, normal and healthy and with no shame, just privacy to be considered. Animals have it above us in many ways, animals feel no shame or guilt, they have the sense not to. Primates masturbate, as do dolphins and many other animals. I’m not saying we should be so at ease as to start doing it on the bench at the mall, but it should be no more embarrassing than needing to sneeze or blow your nose. Bodies are made for experiencing pleasure. Even though poor George Costanza’s mother would have us believe otherwise……
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