Don’t Give Up – How do you know if your partner has given up on sex? The answer to this question may not be as simple as you may want to believe. Some may think that the way to tell is by trying to remember when was the last time you had sex. If you are not currently having sex regularly, then it’s too late. You’ve already begun to slide down the slippery slope. This is one of those things that you have to nip in the bud. If you don’t, it very well could be too late.
How Long Has It Been? – There are telltale signs that your partner has lost interest in sex. The last of which is not having sex at all. Before it gets to this point, other things had to happen. The most important thing you’ll notice is that your partner no longer cares about their appearance. This is the most evident sign that your healthy sex life is in trouble. Sure, there are plenty of unkempt overweight people having sex. Those people aren’t normal. You should pay close attention to how your partner manages their appearance. The first thing you will notice is they begin to look sloppy. The second thing is far less obvious. You’ll notice over a period of time that day will begin to gain weight. Their lack of concern about how they look tells a lot about their sexual desires. We could go into length and talk about why your partner no longer desires to have sex. An entire book could be written on that. The meaning of this blog post isn’t to help you identify the causes for your partner’s lack of sexual interest. It’s simply to get the ball rolling and to help you understand what’s going on. This is why having a free flow of information is so vital.
Have Some Pride – You need to be able to communicate these sorts of things with your partner. Once you notice their appearance is going downhill, your sex life will follow soon afterwards. It’s important to you and your relationship that you solve this problem immediately. This is something that won’t go away by itself. A person who has a healthy sexual appetite will take good care of themselves. They know if their appearance begins to the disintegrate, so will their chances of getting laid.
What’s That Smell? – Have you smelled your underwear recently? That may seem like an odd question. It’s not as strange as it may sound. You should smell your underwear often just as a reminder. Why? Always remember that’s what you expect someone to put their face in when they give you oral sex. Think about all the daily activities that you do. How many of those make you smell more than a little unpleasant down there? Just imagine what it would be like to have your face right up into that for an extended amount of time.
Get Out The Soap – Are you not receiving the amount of oral sex that you’d like? Maybe it’s because you stink down there. A quick wash with a hot soapy cloth may be all that’s needed. You may consider taking a fast shower before experiencing oral sex. It’s the best way to ensure that your partner won’t get a face full of stink. They’ll also notice that you’re not tasting as bad down there as you normally do. You’d be surprised just how funky your dirty loins can smell and taste. It’s not something most people think about. That is unless they’re face deep in a smelly crotch.
Be Fresh & Clean – Then it’s the only thing a person can think about. Don’t be someone that doesn’t think other person is experiencing when it comes to oral sex. Change that train of thought and you’ll receive oral sex more often. Wash yourself and get rid of the stink. The amount of oral sex you have is sure to increase. Who doesn’t love more oral sex? Wash up often and you’ll be experiencing more of it too. This has been a public service announcement for all those that perform oral sex regularly.
Manscaping – The results that are showing on the homepage poll for pubic hair grooming habits gave me the idea for this topic. Many people are not just worried about the pubic hair situation, but for the guys, and I guess some hairy gals, the butt situation. There are some beyond horrifying pics online if you dare to Google “hairy ass”. There will always be people that like to leave things alone, let themselves grow natural. All I will say is wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet and leave it at that.
Wax On Wax Off – Can you stand the pain of waxing? I can honestly say I do not have the courage to have hot wax smoothed over my naughty bits and have it ripped out by the roots. I choose shaving over the waxing for my pubic area. I do think everyone looks best hair free from the eyes down. I’d love to go for lasering, but I worry about the pain of that too, and that requires several treatments, and is only good for hair that is still colored, if you have started to go white or grey, the lasering will not work, as it works on the pigment, and once you start to lose that, it will not remove the hair. Now I can’t see if any hairs down there, the shaved bits in the stubble that is, if they are grey or white, but considering I got my first white hair on my head at 13, I’m betting yes, I color my hair on my head. So lasering is likely not going to be the best solution.
Chewbacca Ass – I really feel for guys that look like swamp thing or a gorilla, it must be a nightmare living like that, the lifetime of hair, either looking like a beast, or the constant, time consuming, expensive and often painful routine of hair removal. One guy I chatted with endured regular butt and ass waxings since he was into getting rimmed. Now I don’t care if there wasn’t one whisker down there, I’d never do that, but he seemed to be able to find gals willing to lick his ass, so a Brazilian was what he did to keep it bare for the brave souls that ventured down there. So if a tongue up your ass is your goal, or just to look not like a wild beast, perhaps hair removal is something you should pay some mind to.
By the way, please watch the video below, it is absolutely hilarious!
Zestfully Clean – Many of us pride ourselves on smelling good and sexy, either because of the perfume, body sprays or cologne we use. Some however just prefer a clean smell, fragrance free, or a slight soap scent. There are however those that prefer the more earthy body scents, as in unwashed, ripe, dirty. The purpose of pubic and underarm hair is to trap smells, odors in the two smelliest parts of our bodies. The cave men loved it and found it very sexy!
What’s That Smell – In more modern times, we strive to avoid such stinky scents though, so by bathing regularly and using deodorant sand anti perspirants and shaving we can significantly cut down on these smells that would otherwise cling to our body hair. It truly is cleaner without body hair, nice and smooth, yet some can’t get over the pre pubescent appearance and feel strange about seeing an adult with no body hair. Just a hang up some have. Nature made things the way she did for a reason though and it’s a constant battle to keep scents at bay.
No More Fishy Pussy – North Americans seem more concerned about them than others, bathing more and spending more on toiletries. There are some men out there though that do go for the great unwashed smell, wanting sex after a workout, or after having been walking around all day doing your errands and chores and not right out of the shower fresh, I guess they are the throwbacks to some of the cavemen, because I have indeed spoken to men that desired an “unwashed fishy pussy”, “sweaty ass”, etc. Unreal, but true, so they are going into overdrive at the natural odors. You don’t have to be out of the shower fresh to turn on every man, but best to be clean and then find out how they like it. I’ll just stick to being clean, if they want fishy pussy, they can look elsewhere!
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