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Be Thankful For Masturbation – Our American neighbors are celebrating their Thanksgiving this week, for we Canadians of course, it was in October, but it’s not anywhere near the holiday here it is there. Give thanks for all your blessings, there are of course those less fortunate than us. One thing we all have though is luckily masturbation. For those of us with no sexual partner, it is our only release valve.
If You Have A Lover, Be Glad – Treat them well and be passionate and do not neglect them. You have no idea how many people are neglected that are technically in relationships. So many are deprived and in a state of want and either go it alone or turn to escorts. I fully encourage men, or women, that are deprived to seek outside fun, if their mates can’t be bothered to help them, they certainly do not deserve their faithfulness in any way. Life is too short to be neglected, take your happiness where you can find it!
Be Grateful For Orgasms – Do any of us get enough, really? No. They are free, especially when self induced. The best things in life are truly free, and a good lover can send you to the moon in ecstasy. There’s a lot more to be grateful for than sex, orgasms and masturbation of course, but hey, this is a sex site, so let’s be grateful for things in this area. I’m sure guys with big cocks are grateful they don’t have a 2 inch one!
What’s Love Got To Do With It – This week is Valentine’s Day yet again, the bane of existence for single people that have no one to hold, kiss, fuck or love them…For ones lucky enough to have someone though, be grateful. Every kiss, every hug, every touch or caress, be grateful for it. It can be taken away in a heartbeat. Their feelings can turn on a dime, and you’ll be left alone and crying and wanting.
Unbreak My Heart – Many of us don’t need to worry though, the unloved masses that find their way to naughty sites like this at the end of their rope of loneliness. Those who can only hope of finding someone to masturbate with online, via the phone, cyber or cam, that’s as good as some of us will be getting, so we’d best make the most of it. Then there are ones who technically have someone, but that partner has closed them off sexually and locked the door, so they are as alone as the rest of us.
Love Stinks – Christ, this isn’t a very happy column this week, is it…There is solace to be found, however temporary on the phone, cyber or cam, that is if you can find a partner that won’t hang up, sign off etc. on you when they cum leaving you hanging, selfish bitches and bastards though they are. If you jump in and have fun with someone too soon, this is the sort of behavior that can result. They are selfish and you are nothing but a masturbatory accessory to them to be taken out at their whim, nothing more. For some the only time they feel loved is during such an online encounter , no matter how brief or artificial, it’s the closest they will come to any sort of intimacy or affection from a person of the opposite sex. Happy Valentine’s Day indeed.
Ring In The New Year – Not everyone is interested in going out on New Year’s Eve. Sometimes a nice, quiet night at home is the best medicine. No worry of running into drunks on the road and going out in the cold and having to get all dolled up. Wouldn’t a relaxing and stimulating at the same time, night of online fun be welcome as well? For ones that work and have to go out every day to work or school, it’s nice to not have to go out yet again.
Masturbate & Cum At The Stroke Of Twelve – Many of us have outgrown our clubbing and dance club years, we don’t wish to be in a hot, crowded bar with blaring music and half drunk idiots. Spending some time in an adult chat room, and maybe having some hot and steamy phone sex, or cyber sex, or for the more adventurous exhibitionists, web cam sex and show off your naughtiness to your masturbation partner. How many people out and about will have a nice orgasm? Perhaps not as many as are on an adult site actively seeking a masturbation partner!
A Sexy Evening At Home – It doesn’t cost anything to spend some time online and have fun, yet if you went out, you’d be paying for drinks, cover charges, parking, the price of a new outfit sometimes. So it’s more cost effective if you’re watching funds as well. You can have a toe curling good time with the online stud or gal of your online dreams and both enjoy some terrific orgasms as well, with no risk of disease or getting knocked up.
Online Friends – What sorts of people visit adult chat rooms on holidays such as Christmas and New Year’s Eve? Ones that may not have lots of plans with friends and family, or ones that have had enough of holiday social responsibilities. Many people that visit chat rooms are not just there because they are horny and looking for some sort of sexual action. They look at their chat room of choice to be their online hang out of sorts. The day of the year matters not. There is usually the same core group of people there pretty well everyday for some part of the day or the other.
Companionship For The Lonely – For some people that work at home, like myself, they can often have the chat room window open in the background on their computer screen and check on it from time to time. I recall years ago the first chat room I used to frequent some must have thought me a masturbation addict as I’d have it open over 16 hours a day! I was there to look for fun yes, but also had my computer on every waking minute for business, so that was just one of the many tabs I had open on a constant basis. But not everyone works from home or even considers ones that do, so they think you have nothing better to do, but people have many different reasons for being in them so frequently that are regulars.
Talk To Me – I was surprised some that visit adult chat rooms are not all there waiting for private messages, some do not even wish to be messaged privately and are only there for the group experience of chatting in the main room. Many people may not have large circles of friends in their everyday lives and the chat rooms provide the interaction and social time they need to feel a part of things. Some may have disabilities, or be very shy, or no way to get out if they don’t drive etc. and it can be a very good thing for them to be able to communicate with others they otherwise would not have the opportunity to interact with. Adult chat rooms serve different purposes for different people. They make the world a bit less lonely for many individuals.
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine little dicks,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten gooey footjobs,
Nine little dicks,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven voyeurs spying,
Ten gooey footjobs,
Nine little dicks,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve perverts perving,
Eleven voyeurs spying,
Ten gooey footjobs,
Nine little dicks,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee!
Merry Christmas!
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