This Is National Masturbation Month

Stroke One Out – This is the month of May, also known as National Masturbation Month, and you should be stroking up a storm to celebrate. Masturbation is of course a cornerstone to a site like this,  sites like this wouldn’t even exist if not for the pleasures of the flesh and self gratification. Masturbation is a very important part to many people’s lives. Some not married might think once you’re married you can have someone to have sex with all the time. Well the fact is, I hear from many married men that haven’t had sex in years, decades even, I tell them to kick those cold fish bitches to the curb, they are wimps.

Limited Real Sex = Masturbation – Their wives have them by the balls and they are too scared to do anything to change their situation, so there they sit, cock in hand, on a site like this, chatting in a chat room, reading naughty stories, listening to erotic audios, since masturbation is their only sexual outlet they have. So I am very glad to provide such a website for the many masturbators out there that this is their only sexual outlet-their own hand.

Masturbate For Your Health – Masturbation is slowly coming out of the closet as something acceptable, something not to be ashamed of. It’s silly that anyone would feel guilty over such a natural act, but sadly, organized religions, brainwashing parents, all these things take a toll on the minds of impressionable young minds and make them feel guilty. You don’t feel guilty for being hungry or thirsty or tired, so why would you feel guilty for feeling horny and doing something about it? It’s insane. So embrace masturbation and enjoy it all you can. For men it’s even more important, 21 orgasms minimum a month is good for prostate health. So everyone, lay back, relax, and rub one out for Masturbation Month!

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