Hey guys, have you ever had a really good night with "that girl." you know who I'm talking about... shes the girl you've been wanting to bang for the longest time, and you finally got the balls to talk to her at the party? and then, after sealing the deal, you forget to wrap your tool! And now you're feeling a burning sensation the morning after! Well don't worry, your not alone bro, and I got a pro tip just for you! all you need is your shower, a cup of bleach, a washcloth, and your infected penis. Got all three? Well then you're off to a good start! all you need to do is, get into the shower, soak the washcloth in the bleach, and then wrap the washcloth around your infected penis. Make sure that some of the bleach also enters into your urethra to make sure that your penis is full disinfected. after following these simple instructions,  you should now be herpes free! good luck out there bro. and remember, always wrap it before you tap it!

thanks for the tip Sharon. 

Shoot one of these down your cock filled with bleach for good measure, too.

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