Ever been making the beast with two backs with your lover, when all of the sudden, you catch on fire? Spontaneous Combustion during sex is an epidemic that many are afraid of talking to their medical professional about. but if you are among the one in three sexually active adults who suffer from Spontaneous Combustion during sex, you should know that you're not alone. While there is not yet a cure, there are steps you can take to prevent Spontaneous Combustion during sex from ruining your love life.

If you suffer from SCDS, always have an industrial grade fire extinguisher available for use in all copulation locations. Be sure to never fill the cream donut near an open flame. Be aware of natural gas leaks in the area when getting your twinkie stinky, and make sure you only use silicone based lubrication while engaging in gland to gland combat.

For more information, you can go to stopscds.gov and make a donation toward SCDS prevention research.

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