My Profile

the name's Kari.
first & foremost: i am here to satiate my desire for casual chat.
(yes, i get that this is a ‘sex chat’ site, but a genuine connection sure beats a one-time mindless fuck. substance is sexy.)

quirky, sarcastic, witty, intelligent, & unique are some of the things you may call me.
i'm one hell of a walking contradiction.
for example: i am a stubborn pushover, an extroverted introvert, a super geeky stoner, a girly-girl metal head, & the list goes on.
honestly, i never end up in the same mood ever & that's what affects my choices.
to say the least, i am unexpectedly unexpected.
take me for who i am, don't try to make me something you want me to be.
reading is my one-way ticket to pure bliss. consider me a bookworm or a page turner.
books are absolutely stellar. there is no better way to escape reality.
words are my thing, & always have been. the Dictionary is my all-time favorite book.
there is nothing more beautiful, or devastating, than a string of words carefully strung together.
penning letters is one thing i truly enjoy. there’s something authentic & genuine conveyed in handwriting that type will never be able to compete with.
care to play a round of Scrabble? my extensive vocabulary is always ready to take on another’s.
i am one hell of a grammar Nazi, & i am a stickler for pronunciation.
if i could fine people for the atrocities they commit, i most certainly would.
all i ask is that you speak English, not imbecile or moron!
there is nothing better than a good cup of coffee & intellectual conversation.
except, perhaps, crosswords & tea. (maybe even a logic puzzle, in lieu of the crossword.)
then again tea goes well with pretty much everything, & i mean everything.
bottle tipping is another pastime of mine. imbibing upon craft beers & micro-brews bring joy to my taste buds.
i love the way a breakdown makes me smile.
museum wanderlust is just another geeky attribute of mine.
making out in a science museum has been the highlight of my life. =)
no matter the subject, though, museums make me smile
my creative side is very active.
i have quite the imagination & am an art aficionado.
photography is my medium of choice.
being behind the lens is a wonderful way to capture the world around you.
as they say, a picture truly is worth a thousand words.
black & white is my specialty, but color can be fun from time to time.
i really like how hands on the processing of it all is.
you really get involved with every single step & feel truly connected to your creation.
i am very 420 friendly.
let's just say, it's like tobacco to this gal.
my aspiration in life is to be like June Cleaver.
pearls, heels, dresses, & class. there really isn't anything better.
plus i am one hell of a mean cook.
if i don't accept your friend request, get over yourself.
i am a bitch, & can be a straight up cunt.
try me.
take a chance & get to know me, you just might surprise yourself. =)

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Mr Fun
February 6, 2024

Great pics. Thx for sharing.

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omgitsbeardman
November 4, 2015

:D

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omgitsbeardman
November 4, 2015

;)

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canonfan
June 29, 2015

It's you!

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Wanderer
June 14, 2015

Kari the Incomparable. =)