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Having recently retired and having time on my hands, as well as other things in them, I came to the realization that I was bored with watching porn and masturbating. Back in the new days of the web, when AOL chatrooms were a thing, I had somewhat successfully played around with cyber sex with online lovers and on a couple of occasions tried phone sex. Both heightened the experience considerably. Then life happened and somehow, the sexual animal that once roared inside me barely squeaked.

I want that feeling back.

I want to play with you if:

You are a female.

You are open minded and able to communicate.

You are seeking a partner for exploration.

You are as real as fantasy can get.

You can focus on the matter at hand (in hand?) and not be distracted by news feeds, emails or tweets. I don't want to share.

You require imagination and flirting and appreciate humor.

You are honest and respectful and want an adult imaginary friend who is willing to help with something you're doing anyway.

Cyber, phone and video. I don't like pain, either received or inflicted. Not into overboard kink, but you might convince me.

Let me know you're out there.

I'm waiting for you.

Zodiac Sign

Taurus

Favorite Color

Blue

Favorite Vacation Spot

Tropical islands with tropical drinks.

Favorite TV Shows

G.O.T., Sopranos, Survivor, Bosch

Favorite Movies

Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Breakfast Club, Big Chill, Shawshank Redemption

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